The horror comedy Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus is a big wuss -- but when you're afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee is an AK-toting, zombie-slaying' bad ass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita and Little Rock, who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies.

Yesterday I went to Sunway with Huo Syan to meet up Terry for ice-skating but Huo Syan and I did not skate due to the short time limit. 21 bucks for two hours of skating is so not worth, ended up watching Zombieland. Terry went skating alone, kinda pity him, so sorry! We'll skate with you next time, it's a promise! :D

As for the movie, it's the best zombie movie I've ever watch! I'll rate it 10/10. Lol, the zombies pop out of nowhere to scare you and it's freaking hilarious. I'm so desperate to watch this movie and finally I get to watch it, been waiting for a month already! You people really gotto catch this movie! So in the movie they have a few rules you have to follow to survive in Zombieland and here it is.

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes a lot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better than going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into than a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: It’s a safe bet unless you’re a complete dumb dumb (see rule #7) you’re not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wears your seat belt. Nothing is worse than finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

Rule 4: Double tap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remembers to double tap. It’s an emergency and that’s why you’re using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you cannot have attachments. If you got kids or a wife you’re less likely to survive than the girl or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure you’re a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who can’t run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster than they can.

Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the surest fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find someone who asks you 'What’s going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize it’s not Amway calling and run.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: It’s not about pretty it’s about efficiency. A lot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... don’t use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You don’t tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When you’re running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. It’s not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!

Rule 10: Be Quiet: It’s the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing is worse than a poorly planned escape. If you’re going to be a hero it’s always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states... know your way out!

Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... it’s time to flee. No making a stand an ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies it’s not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little... it may save your life.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead it’s important to blend in. When’s the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? Not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is the key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicles that seat a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighborhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!

Rule 21: Zombies Can’t Climb: Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie when’s the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall? Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had Spiderman zombies. Zombies can climb so find a higher ground if you do need to stop.

Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is the key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and is ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.

Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder than you, welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.

Rule 24: No Drinking: This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat: I can’t tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!

Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: It’s the end of the world. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighborhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!

P.S: I can't find rules 25 - rules 30. If you found out, please do tell me! :P

The horror comedy Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus is a big wuss -- but when you're afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee is an AK-toting, zombie-slaying' bad ass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita and Little Rock, who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies.

Yesterday I went to Sunway with Huo Syan to meet up Terry for ice-skating but Huo Syan and I did not skate due to the short time limit. 21 bucks for two hours of skating is so not worth, ended up watching Zombieland. Terry went skating alone, kinda pity him, so sorry! We'll skate with you next time, it's a promise! :D

As for the movie, it's the best zombie movie I've ever watch! I'll rate it 10/10. Lol, the zombies pop out of nowhere to scare you and it's freaking hilarious. I'm so desperate to watch this movie and finally I get to watch it, been waiting for a month already! You people really gotto catch this movie! So in the movie they have a few rules you have to follow to survive in Zombieland and here it is.

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes a lot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better than going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into than a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: It’s a safe bet unless you’re a complete dumb dumb (see rule #7) you’re not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wears your seat belt. Nothing is worse than finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

Rule 4: Double tap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remembers to double tap. It’s an emergency and that’s why you’re using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you cannot have attachments. If you got kids or a wife you’re less likely to survive than the girl or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure you’re a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who can’t run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster than they can.

Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the surest fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find someone who asks you 'What’s going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize it’s not Amway calling and run.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: It’s not about pretty it’s about efficiency. A lot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... don’t use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You don’t tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When you’re running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. It’s not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!

Rule 10: Be Quiet: It’s the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing is worse than a poorly planned escape. If you’re going to be a hero it’s always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states... know your way out!

Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... it’s time to flee. No making a stand an ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies it’s not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little... it may save your life.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead it’s important to blend in. When’s the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? Not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is the key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicles that seat a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighborhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!

Rule 21: Zombies Can’t Climb: Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie when’s the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall? Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had Spiderman zombies. Zombies can climb so find a higher ground if you do need to stop.

Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is the key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and is ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.

Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder than you, welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.

Rule 24: No Drinking: This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat: I can’t tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!

Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: It’s the end of the world. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighborhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!

P.S: I can't find rules 25 - rules 30. If you found out, please do tell me! :P